I'm losing my edge, and my marbles

Biology ........ From taylor8ash in Ash begins again.......... (7 days old)

i had my first biology class the other week.....oh my god i'm never going to be able to do it! my poor lil brain wont cope! she said we were starting with the easy stuff....my arse!? i was lost a… more

smoking..... From taylor8ash in Ash begins again.......... (16 days old)

over the years i've had an up and down kind of relationship with the cancersticks. I enjoyed smoking, like most things did it to the extreme for awhile....but soon figured that ash tray mouth and y… more

Me again......... From taylor8ash in Ash begins again.......... (17 days old)

I have been away from blogland for sometime....i couldnt be bothered to write. I was feeling introspective and this is never very intresting for anyone. Bored with work and still hung up on the s… more

why dont i get emails?? From taylor8ash in Ask or Answer. (158 days old)

i used to get emails to notify me when i got new comments?? its stopped and i cant work out why??? any ideas?? ash x… more

dreams............ From taylor8ash in Ask or Answer. (227 days old)

.................if only they were real!i had the most erotic dream this morning just before i woke up. you that half asleep half awake time? so it was really vivid................i'm so frustrated an… more

"Maybe" drops by...... From singleman in Single Man (534 days old)

There I was, minding my own business, sat outside the local reading the paper, beer in hand, just catching the last few rays of warmth from the sun when a car honks..... I look up and it's "Maybe" par… more

Different day, same old bastard! From singleman in Single Man (539 days old)

So off I went on Saturday morning on a mates stag do....... 18 holes of golf in the morning, 18 in the afternoon, beers, dinner and strippers to follow. All very straight forward and nothing to get un… more

Just like real people..... From singleman in Single Man (545 days old)

Long story short...... I was supposed to be seeing girlfriend last night.... had dinner and a movie all planned... then walked into an open window which resulted in lots of blood and gore everywhere! … more

Where do I start? From singleman in Single Man (547 days old)

The strangest thing has happened to me since I have been back from France. It would appear that I might actually have fallen for someone.... a bit! I know ..... how likely is that..... I thought I had… more

Southern France part three... From singleman in Single Man (574 days old)

Sorry, battery crashed and its taken days to find a replacement. So where was I?? Oh yes, there I was kneeling behind "Winker" who was on all fours, her soaking wet pussy inviting me in...... I loo… more

Southern France.... part two From singleman in Single Man (578 days old)

Its taken all week to catch up with my inbox, hence the delay in blogging. Like I said, what a grest week I had.... my task was to look after "10"s 5 ladies in waiting. As we sat on the first nigh… more

Southern France...... From singleman in Single Man (582 days old)

Where to start..... I have just had a great week.... not as good as my best night ever...... but still up there for fun times. I have this mate..... great bloke, I'll call him Rupert as he is a bit… more

I've been away..... From singleman in Single Man (583 days old)

I have just got back from a great, and unexpected week in the south of France. A good mate of mine was chasing a bit of skirt down there and needed a wingman...... so off I went..... lousy with langua… more

Unexpected Bootie Call..... From singleman in Single Man (592 days old)

Sat at my desk last night, glass of wine in hand, just finishing of some work emails that were overdue, perfect timing as My name is Earl was about to start when the phone rang........ it was an occas… more

How weird are people? From singleman in Single Man (592 days old)

Maybe seems to be in a near permanent state of froth these days.... since I rebuffed her "love you" comment she has taken on a new vigour and is now one of the horniest women on earth .... with a 24hr… more

Just had a bizarre row with "Maybe" From singleman in Single Man (598 days old)

..... a crazy morning and no mistake..... "Maybe" has a habit of becoming a bit clingy when she has a froth on.... and at the moment she most definately has a huge froth on! She was out on her own sho… more

Mental Lucy......... From singleman in Single Man (599 days old)

It is truly bizarre how different a girl can be when she is with you than when she is hunting for bunnies to boil in your absence! I had a suprisingly good night with her last night..... just to di… more

Boiling bunnies....... From singleman in Single Man (601 days old)

What the flying fuck is it that goes through a girls mind once she has had some good sex????? Un... be.... fucking.... leavable............. How can it be that a perfectly normal, lucid, in cont… more

The lovely Lucy gets clingy......... From singleman in Single Man (602 days old)

It had to happen I suppose..... just when it was bumbling along nicely.... she went and got keen...... this is what happens when you go dishing out multiple orgasms like smarties!! She has been bad… more

The Lovely Lucy - Date 4 From singleman in Single Man (603 days old)

I picked her up..... being the gent I am and we went for dinner at a nice little relaxed eatery I often frequent. It is always good to take girls places where you are known.... it looks good! Apart fr… more

Would I like someone doing that to me? From singleman in Single Man (606 days old)

Interesting question........ the only answer is that being practical.... it happens to everyone...... everyone fucks about at some time, whether we kid ourselves that they don't or not is a matter for… more

Delayed report on the Lovely Lucy - Date 3..... From singleman in Single Man (606 days old)

Bish... Bash..... Bosh....... had a great night with the lovely Lucy last night..... twice..... and once again this morning!...... We went for a few beers at our local early, then headed back to mi… more

The Lovely Lucy..... From singleman in Single Man (609 days old)

I have just spent a great 45 minutes on the phone with the lovely Lucy. I was in the midst of playing it uber-cool (as you do) by not contacting her between our..... PG rated dates, when my mobile chi… more

The Lovely Lucy - Date 2 From singleman in Single Man (611 days old)

As I predicted..... I woke up alone this morning.... but.... that doesn't mean that I didn't have a great night..... I did. We went for drinks... I have a hang up about feeding girls that won't put ou… more

How to be a girlfriend............instead of a fuck buddy From singleman in Single Man (612 days old)

As I am about to embark upon my second attempt at the summit now known as the lovely Lucy, and several of my readers have recently said in their blogs that they struggled to keep men , here is my take… more

The Lovely Lucy -Date 1 From singleman in Single Man (614 days old)

I arrived at the pub promptly 5 minutes after 8....... the perfect time for a man to arrive on a date...... too early is to keen.... too late is rude...... but give a girl 5 minutes to start wondering… more

Man Rules From singleman in Single Man (616 days old)

Girls, you should all have a look at this and take note..... your relationships will be much better once you have got your head around what makes us tick!… more

Just say no - part 2 From singleman in Single Man (616 days old)

It seems that I am now taking requests!!! Due to popular demand hear is some more info on Just say no.... We have known each other on and off for over ten years.... been fucking each other on and o… more

Keeping out of trouble From singleman in Single Man (617 days old)

I am staying in tonight....... I am still appalled nay disappointed at my conduct last night....... I shouldn't let "HIM" make all my major life decisions....... mind you at least life is fun when I d… more

"Just say no" From singleman in Single Man (617 days old)

"just say no" is a long standing boomerang bonk of mine, named thus because either I or for that matter her should "just say no"! She woke up in my bed this morning........ which is the first time … more